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The hilarious double standard “Mexicans are lazy, and too stupid/can’t be bothered to learn English” and “Mexicans are taking all our jobs”. So, you’re saying that you lost your job to a lazy person who doesn’t speak English, how bad at your job were you?

charlieee-wake-up:

queennubian:

sourcedumal:

feverishlycool:

searchingforknowledge:

stargazingeyes:

OH SNAP!

HAHAH

YOOOOO

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alwaysbelieveinfutures:

tincanlantern:

The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs

I am 300% done with you guys.

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Some of Mourinho’s quotes while at Real Madrid!

shoesareamazing:

“Cristiano Ronaldo is fantastic. I will not compare him with Messi, we’re talking about two great players. I will say this year Cristiano Ronaldo has been better.”

“Messi scored 50 goals that were worth nothing, in the same way that last season Cristiano scored 42 that didn’t achieve anything”

“Cristiano [Ronaldo] has to win the Ballon d’Or, not because he was the highest goal scorer, which he already was last season, but because his goals were worth a title.”

“As you Spanish are world champions, your friends in the press protect you … like the goalkeeper”

What? So now you’re playing at being coach?” (after Ramos criticized him)

Without taking anything away from them, this victory was partly due to luck. The second goal was very lucky. We had a chance to net an equaliser the following minute. It looked like the ball was in, but it wasn’t. We also had a chance to net a second strike and bring the score up to 3-2, but due to luck, not merit, their goalkeeper cleared a shot by Kaká. That’s why I believe luck made a difference, but I do not wish to deprive Barcelona of merit.

What I’m about to say is not a criticism, I’m just stating a fact: There were no ballboys in the second half, which is something typical of small teams when experiencing difficulties. But we intended to play like men and not fall on the ground at the slightest touch.

Why do the opponents of Barcelona always have a man sent off? Where does this power come from? Maybe it is to give more publicity to UNICEF, maybe because of the power of [Spanish federation president Jose Angel] Villar in UEFA Why? Why? Why Øvrebø? Why Busacca? Why De Bleeckere? Why Stark? Why? Because every semi-final the same things happen. We are talking about an absolutely fantastic football team, so why do they need that? Why? Why does a team as good as they are need something [extra] that is so obvious that everyone sees it?

bye bitch

The hilarious double standard “Mexicans are lazy, and too stupid/can’t be bothered to learn English” and “Mexicans are taking all our jobs”. So, you’re saying that you lost your job to a lazy person who doesn’t speak English, how bad at your job were you?

(Source: chinitahermosaa, via french-ass-name)